Konichiwa

[lexfor]

Hello there everybody. I am new here, but I have been a member of the ECA for a few months now. I am in Japan right now, but will be traveling to Turkey in a while. I look forward to talking to everyone.

[Dagrak]

Greetings and welcome to GP! Be warned in the next post or so you're going to get an utterly repetative and tedious piece of "copypasta" involving a cat picture and explanation of things to come. Just ignore it and maybe it will go away! Anywho, welcome mortal to the forum!

EDIT: Oh sod it, I'll just save you some time:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/King_nintendoid/pixor/yhelotharcats.png

Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

[Thefremen]

Tool? Well...anyways welcome fellow ECA member!

[seductivpancakes]

Hello dude. Pleased to meet you.

[Grahamr]

Nice! :)

We have a person from japan now.

Watch out for KN. He is a yaoi obsessed dutch dude who posts on 4chan as well as this board, and he was the author of the qouted message you just saw.

[KN]

At least people attribute the copypasta to me now ^_^

[Demontestament]

At least people attribute the copypasta to me now ^_^

KN you are the king of copypasta.

Hello and welcome :) and may I say I hate you because you are in Japan and I am not :p

[KN]

Ok dude, I want you to go to the nearest highschool and bonk a hot Asian chick on the head. Then put her in a box with airholes and ship her to me. I'll send the the address.

[Tollwutig]

Wow our Internationality grows... and welcome. Please remember our rules:

Keep it clean.
No insults.
Ignore Theory?
Do not feed the Dutch.

[lexfor]

Wow our Internationality grows... and welcome. Please remember our rules:

Keep it clean.
No insults.
Ignore Theory?
Do not feed the Dutch.


Ignore Theory?

Anyway...

I'll only be here in Japan for a couple weeks, then I go back to Oregon for a month before going to Turkey.

And about the Japanese school girls... :drool: They're nice... :D

Thanks for the welcome!

[kurisu7885]

Welcome to the boards.

And schoolgirls aside, how's Japan? I plan to go there myself one day, but, eh, things have been keeping me from going.

[lexfor]

Japan is nice. The people here are friendly and there are plenty of great places to eat. Everything is crowded together though. I would only recommend coming here if you know someone to stay with, or you have craploads of money.

[kurisu7885]

Japan is nice. The people here are friendly and there are plenty of great places to eat. Everything is crowded together though. I would only recommend coming here if you know someone to stay with, or you have craploads of money.

Good thing I have an uncle who's living there.:D

[steelcobra]

George H. W. Bush, August 27, 1987: No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God.
Well I guess even as an Atheist serving in the U.S. Air Force, I shouldn't be considered a citizen or a patriot... at least in one President's eyes.
US Army Atheist here.

[lexfor]

US Army Atheist here.

Good to know there are more atheists out there in the military. Have you checked out the MAAF?

[steelcobra]

Maybe, but I don't recognize the acronym. Links?

[lexfor]

www.maaf.info

It's the Military Association of Atheists and Freethinkers.