Old and new again

[SidewaysDownSidewalks]

Hi all.

I used to be on these forums, but I think they must've dumped at some point because my username and such is gone.

Or it's because I didn't post for so long.

Either way; hello!

My name is Kev. I'm 27, living in Soviet Canuckistan (...... Canada). I work in the Oil Industry and do some graphic design on the side. In fact, the banner at the top of these here forums; I made it. Got a sweet GamePolitics T-Shirt for doing it too!

My gaming habits;

I'm big into Online games. My GF and I are hopelessly addicted to World of Warcraft, but I will also throw down some Call of Duty if the mood suits me. I don't play console games all that much anymore, but once I'm actually able to FIND a Wii, you'd better bet I'll be buying that mofo! :P

That's about it for me!

[KN]

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Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

[Thefremen]

Oh yeah I remember you! Funny thing, I talked to some Canadiens from Vulcan today while I was at Krispy Kreme.

[SlyFox]

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Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

He's right, you know. It's best just to sit back and let it happen. And tell your friends... increase our army.

Oh and welcome too ^_^

[SidewaysDownSidewalks]

I like cats.

I don't need another addiction.

Pancakes are tasty with maple syrup.

And finally.......... Green is an awesome colour.

[Ace_ofspade]

I used to be on these forums, but I think they must've dumped at some point because my username and such is gone.

It might have been the server switch in September. But welcome back, post, have fun, etc.