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John
10-05-2006, 07:51 PM
Democrats use a bookmark, while Republicans bend the pages over.
Theory?
10-05-2006, 07:55 PM
I bend the pages over...if I can't find a bookmark...
Cecil475
10-05-2006, 08:54 PM
Democrats use a bookmark, while Republicans bend the pages over.

I guess I'm both a Republican and a Democrat. I ve done both.

- Warren Lewis
Theory?
10-05-2006, 09:38 PM
What do people with plum-****ing sense do?

I'm really getting tired of party politics. These politicians sound like children when they say, "the democrats this" or, "the republicans that". It doesn't make people sound more intelligent either. If ****ing Zell Miller can still call himself a Democrat, then there's no justification for lumping all the democrats into one idealism and republicans in another. How about talking ideals instead of parties?
Thefremen
10-05-2006, 10:20 PM
How about this, what's the difference between the way our two last presidents read books?

Bush: oh Jughead, there's no way you can eat all those hamburgers!

Clinton: Oh Japanese School girl, there's no way you can eat all that cum!

What the difference between the way our last two presidents lie?

Clinton: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.

Bush: I did not spill grape soda on the consitution while looking for a treasure map.
BetaSword
10-06-2006, 04:15 AM
Democrats use a bookmark, while Republicans bend the pages over.

Wow. Now that has to be the best pun I've heard in a damn long time.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/BetaSword/ilold.jpg

Oh, and for anyone that doesn't get it... I'll give ya a hint... Recent controversy involving that republican guy that Faux keeps calling a democrat. Yeah. Him.
Thefremen
10-06-2006, 05:47 AM
Wow. Now that has to be the best pun I've heard in a damn long time.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/BetaSword/ilold.jpg

Oh, and for anyone that doesn't get it... I'll give ya a hint... Recent controversy involving that republican guy that Faux keeps calling a democrat. Yeah. Him.

WOW I can't believe I didn't get that on the first go-round.
Grahamr
10-06-2006, 11:57 AM
WOW I can't believe I didn't get that on the first go-round.


Me too!

:eek:

Bend the page's over...yikes.
KN
10-06-2006, 12:49 PM
How about this, what's the difference between the way our two last presidents read books?

Bush: oh Jughead, there's no way you can eat all those hamburgers!

Clinton: Oh Japanese School girl, there's no way you can eat all that cum!

What the difference between the way our last two presidents lie?

Clinton: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.

Bush: I did not spill grape soda on the consitution while looking for a treasure map.

...be mine ^^
Garbage Pail Kid
10-06-2006, 04:35 PM
Democrats look at half a glass of water and see as half empty. Republicans look at half a glass of water and say, "Who the Hell drank half my water?!"
steelcobra
10-07-2006, 11:58 PM
No, Democrats look at the half full glass and ask why the government didn't fill it up all the way.
pixelante_ninja
10-08-2006, 12:04 AM
No no no, Republicans look at a half glass of water and wonder who messed up their order for a Martini with a little umbrella on top made from the blood of the innocents.