i just noticed our Newest member

[Tollwutig]

Hal Halpin (http://www.gamepoliticsforums.com/member.php?u=204)

Welcome to the Forums Hal Halpin, please remember do not feed the 4chan, and the users in off-topic do have all of their Vaccinations. So no need to be afraid.

[KN]

Holy ****... it's Hal O_O

Anyway Hal ^_^

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/King_nintendoid/pixor/yhelotharcats.png

Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

EDIT: For once, it would probably be a bad thing if my prophecy came true, since we need you and stuff o-o

[Thefremen]

Woah. Now that Hal is here it's time for me to break out my "a" material.

Hey what's the deal with blu-ray anyways? Whats that all about? I mean, why is it blue, is it emo? I wouldn't blame it for being depressed given how unpopular its been so far.

[steelcobra]

Crowd: "Booo! LAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMmmEEEEEEE!"

[Shrike]

I welcome him (if it is him, I've no clue).

And no, I won't bug him with my opinions in PMs. That'd be counter productive to my goal. Here's hoping we can engage in productive discussion.

[KN]

This would be the time to allow HE WHO WILL NOT BE NAMED back onto GP so Hal can make him eat his own words over the Internet ;p

[Shrike]

That's a clunky sign-in-name.

[John]

I can't WAIT to see KN offer Hal buttseckz!

[Cecil475]

I can't WAIT to see KN offer Hal buttseckz!

*headdesk* riiiight. KN, Don't do that. You might scare him away. :p


*ahem* Welcome to the fourms. I'm the one who cannot find anything wity to these things.

- Warren Lewis

Edit:
This would be the time to allow HE WHO WILL NOT BE NAMED back onto GP so Hal can make him eat his own words over the Internet ;p

It would quickly turn into a mud slinging match. With you-know-who doing the slinging.

[Theory?]

Don't make me lock this. That wouldn't reflect well upon you guys.

[Cecil475]

Don't make me lock this. That wouldn't reflect well upon you guys.

True.

- Warren Lewis

[Grahamr]

Hal??? HAL!!!!*Echoes* Hal halpin? Mr. Halpin??? Mr. ECA president???

Are you here??? May you plese come out and post?? I'm having a hard time finding you.*echoes*

*Shuffles deeper into cave, waist deep in water while shining a flashlight around*


Hello??????

EDIT: WOOT MY SIG

[Silver_Derstin]

This just in: HAL IS AWESOME!

That is all.

Silver Derstin, out.

[Garbage Pail Kid]

:confused: :confused: :confused:

I looked at the member's list and.......Hal's not there.

http://www.gamepoliticsforums.com/memberlist.php?do=getall&page=2&order=asc&sort=username

[KN]

:confused: :confused: :confused:

I looked at the member's list and.......Hal's not there.

http://www.gamepoliticsforums.com/memberlist.php?do=getall&page=2&order=asc&sort=username

Hal could be in a custom usergroup that does not show up on the member list. H can also set himself to invisible, so we cannot see if he's online.

I think he wants to lurk moar before diving in.

[bayushisan]

Welcome Mr. Halpin. I look forward to seeing your perspective on things from time to time. :)

[KN]

I think he might be here for the Q&A on friday.

[Viper_K]

heh new no more lol...


15 minutes are up yo...