Hello

[voodooKobra]

I happened across this site while doing research on Jack Thompson for a rant for my website, and decided to join.

So, hello everyone.

[KN]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/King_nintendoid/pixor/yhelotharcats.png

Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

[Tollwutig]

Welcome to GP, don't mind KN he is our resident Dutch Freak.

[Grahamr]

AHHH!!! That's two rounds i've lost!!!


Welcome.


EDIT: http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/splash.php

!!! @ Kobra's homepage....

[steelcobra]

Dear sweet monkeys! That site is both ugly and full of angry emo.

[voodooKobra]

AHHH!!! That's two rounds i've lost!!!


Welcome.


EDIT: http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/splash.php

!!! @ Kobra's homepage....
What do you mean by the !!!?

Dear sweet monkeys! That site is both ugly and full of angry emo.
Actually I dislike the emo trend. And if you find it ugly, too bad :P

EDIT: Also, if you actually read any of the things I've written on there, you would understand the humor of the main page.

[steelcobra]

I did. It was just stupid.

[Grahamr]

I'm sorry for being impulsive, i'll have to read it again some time.

[voodooKobra]

I did. It was just stupid.
Is stabbage like cabbage?
Wow, you must've selectively read the ones I made sheerly out of boredom and taken it out of context for you to be one to talk.

[steelcobra]

Never mind my random personal statements. Especially that one, which I made up quite a while ago to be said in a voice similar to a WC2 orc/Yoda. And you have clearly not read anything I've posted here or else you would know that I am one of the clear headed, serious, and intelligent people here. For reference:
http://1steelcobra.livejournal.com/11261.html
http://1steelcobra.livejournal.com/8748.html
http://1steelcobra.livejournal.com/7202.html

[KN]

EPIC DRAAAAMAAAAAAAAaaaaaa

[Grahamr]

And we here at GP commemorate the first flame war in a introduction thread EVAR!:D

It's time to whip out the report post feature again!

[steelcobra]

You got it started, Grahamr.

[Garbage Pail Kid]

You got it started, Grahamr.

No, he didn't. He just provided a link to Kobra's website. You're the one that made the unprovoked insult.

[steelcobra]

I apologize, but as a web admin I tend to comment on such things.

[voodooKobra]

If you're not a serious person, then you would probably have realized that I say everything on my website in jest. But your opinion's your opinion... I just wanted to make sure it wasn't an ill-informed one.

[Garrett]

Steelcobra, be nice.http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/011.gif

Lighten up, everyone.

voodooKobra, welcome. We have a nice feature that allows you to block other members. Click on the member's name, select Add "(name)" to your ignore list.

[voodooKobra]

Thanks for the tip ;)

[steelcobra]

It shouldn't be necessary though, as I'm dropping it here and now.