Hello...

[AuntySocial]

I've been lurking for a bit. Thought I would say HELLO!!!

Warren suggested I join this site. Ok. I did. I am a 42 year old swf, living in beautiful Raleigh, NC. I love to play the Final Fantasy series and The Sims (PC version is best). I call my Sim World the land of a thousand hacks. I am all for freedom of speech and the freedom to buy what I want. I am also sarcastic and opinionated. :D

If Warren bothers anyone, just let me know. He is my nephew and I can straighten him out. :D


Thanx for the birthday greeting, this was the only site I am a member to that sent one.

[Cecil475]

I've been lurking for a bit. Thought I would say HELLO!!!

Warren suggested I join this site. Ok. I did. I am a 42 year old swf, living in beautiful Raleigh, NC. I love to play the Final Fantasy series and The Sims (PC version is best). I call my Sim World the land of a thousand hacks. I am all for freedom of speech and the freedom to buy what I want. I am also sarcastic and opinionated. :D

If Warren bothers anyone, just let me know. He is my nephew and I can straighten him out. :D


Thanx for the birthday greeting, this was the only site I am a member to that sent one.

Aw Noooo!!!!1 (Runs off)

No one has any trouble with me at all. At least none I can think of. :D
Hope you enjoy posting here Aunty.

- Warren Lewis

[Grahamr]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/King_nintendoid/pixor/yhelotharcats.png



Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.
And then either Theory? or myself will Mod you, then you're hooked. -Toll

[KN]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/King_nintendoid/pixor/yhelotharcats.png



Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

MY copypasta >.>

[Grahamr]

You better be quicker catching lowbies then *Grin*

[Tollwutig]

Welcome AuntySocial, it's nice to have more Carolinians in the forum, I think we're starting to out number the other states :D

[Theory?]

Welcome AuntySocial, it's nice to have more Carolinians in the forum, I think we're starting to out number the other states :D

You southerners. You disgust me.

Warren killed my dog, you should eat him for that.

[nightwng2000]

Ah, good, now I'm not the oldest person around here. Whew! :)

Ya know, Warren hasn't been keeping his room tidy and whatever is growing in his bathroom just propositioned KN.

Nah, we like Warren. He's like a great big squeaky toy that we use to pacify the rare troublemakers. Luckily, he heals quickly. :)

Welcome, and only feed us trolls occasionally, not too often. :)

[Grahamr]

My mom can join this forum...lol

[Tollwutig]

My mom can join this forum...lol

That was cruel. I hope you don't mind feeling like a parent here sometimes with the kids around AuntySocial.

[KN]

Warren stole 1000 bucks from me. Please give it back.

[Theory?]

Come to think of it, he stole $2000 from me.

[AuntySocial]

You southerners. You disgust me.

Warren killed my dog, you should eat him for that.



Of course, all southerners are disgusting, didn't you know that? You should've...
I take great pride in being disgusting and southern.
Eat Warren, are you trying to kill me? I would surely die from indigestion at the thought.

My poem for the week

Saddam, Saddam swingin in the air
Saddam lost his underwear
Saddam say "Me no care,"
"Hell's too hot for underwear"

[AuntySocial]

Ah, good, now I'm not the oldest person around here. Whew! :)

Ya know, Warren hasn't been keeping his room tidy and whatever is growing in his bathroom just propositioned KN.

Nah, we like Warren. He's like a great big squeaky toy that we use to pacify the rare troublemakers. Luckily, he heals quickly. :)

Welcome, and only feed us trolls occasionally, not too often. :)



How did you know his room is not tidy?!?!?!? STAY OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!!!
I have an attack cat......
Unfortunately we share a bathroom. The hair that seems to proliferate in there is mine. I shed worse than a sheepdog.

Yes, he does heal quickly, but keep the waterbottles out of his sight until just before you spray him. He squeals loudly when squirted with water. hehehe
I'm so mean...

[AuntySocial]

That was cruel. I hope you don't mind feeling like a parent here sometimes with the kids around AuntySocial.

I work at a senior citizen apartment building, and I come home to Warren. When do I not feel like a parent. But let the kids run wild. I'll just sit here and laugh at all of them.

But, I'm not old. See I decided a long, long time ago (in a galaxy far, far away), that I would not grow up. I would always be a toys r us kid. If you don't grow up, how can you grow old?

[AuntySocial]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/King_nintendoid/pixor/yhelotharcats.png



Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.
And then either Theory? or myself will Mod you, then you're hooked. -Toll

Wow, I have something to look forward to, besides going senile counting the new gray hairs that keep popping up on my head. It's Warren's fault.

Are the cats yours? The one on the left resembles my cat Crikey (named for Steve Irwin).

Notice the new picture I have added? Yes, that's me -- standing next to Professor Snape himself, Alan Rickman. I took a trip to NYC 4 years ago to see him in a play (front row seat), and got his autograph.

[KN]

Wow, I have something to look forward to, besides going senile counting the new gray hairs that keep popping up on my head. It's Warren's fault.

Are the cats yours? The one on the left resembles my cat Crikey (named for Steve Irwin).

That would be my copypasta, and my picture. The cat on the left is called Fluffy Wuffy, and the other answers to 'Lotionman'. This is true because it says so here (http://www.zeldalounge.com/wiki/Boxcats).