View Full Version : Bible-Spouting Group Plans to Picket Amish Funerals
Ok, last topic I make, I swear. Then I'm off to bed. But...
http://www.cnsnews.com/news/viewstory.asp?Page=/Nation/archive/200610/NAT20061004a.html
The fundies at the Westboro Baptist Church is going to protest at the funeral of those Amish children because the damn Governer of Pennsylvania mocked the 'church' on Faux News, and says those kids were shot because of it.
Someone, please, restore my faith in humanity. This week it's been slipping away real fast.
Hank the Tank
10-05-2006, 12:49 AM
Someone, please, restore my faith in humanity. This week it's been slipping away real fast.
'Kay.
*whips out Gatling God and heads down to Pennsylvania*
'Kay.
*whips out Gatling God and heads down to Pennsylvania*
That'll do it.
Also, stop by Virginia as well. The 700 Club would like an interview.
penarestel
10-05-2006, 12:53 AM
'Kay.
*whips out Gatling God and heads down to Pennsylvania*
I will give you all my worldly possessions if you wipe out Phelps and his clan.
Ace_ofspade
10-05-2006, 12:54 AM
You've robbed my living will twice tonight, I salute you. Quick Question- Are you Jargon John, or some completley unrelated John?
You've robbed my living will twice tonight, I salute you. Quick Question- Are you Jargon John, or some completley unrelated John?
Jargon John, only without the Jargon...should've kept the Jargon, though...I wonder if we can change usernames...
Hank the Tank
10-05-2006, 12:56 AM
I had something here, but nevermind that now.
the freaky part is that they (the church) say this happened in retribution because of the governors "blasphemous sins against Westboro Baptist Church."
Not God, Jesus, or Christianity in general. Just against their small little hate-filled group.
EDIT: And dammit, where did my post count go?
Hank the Tank
10-05-2006, 01:09 AM
I will give you all my worldly possessions if you wipe out Phelps and his clan.
There isn't much that would make me happier than to see the dispersal of the Westboro Church and their ideals (not necessarily by Gatling God though).
penarestel
10-05-2006, 01:12 AM
(not necessarily by Gatling God though).
I honestly don't think anything less than the Gatling God will get rid of them.
Unless there's a plague.
Too bad the Amish are pacifist...
ZippyDSMlee
10-05-2006, 04:47 AM
I love it when religion trumps logic,or humanity!
I wan to see this. They're going to be there waving their signs, and the Amish will just stand there going "so?"
That's what they do. And the WBC really hates it when they are not pissing people off.
Silver_Derstin
10-05-2006, 09:24 AM
I was expecting something big, about some random church saying that Amish are the devil or something.
Then I read that it's the WBC. Then it's okay. Those guys would protest at the funerals of Fluffy the Pet Chihuahua beacuse God hates Fags and Fluffy was most likely killed because of that.
Hank the Tank
10-05-2006, 09:29 AM
I mean really, haven't wars and hurricanes been going on FAR longer than the United States? Why would they suddenly be caused by God's wrath now?
Silver_Derstin
10-05-2006, 09:35 AM
Why would they suddenly be caused by God's wrath now?
Because God is a pathetic ***** that is afraid of the religious fanaticism of the United States.
wxDiva
10-05-2006, 10:52 AM
I was expecting something big, about some random church saying that Amish are the devil or something.
Then I read that it's the WBC. Then it's okay. Those guys would protest at the funerals of Fluffy the Pet Chihuahua beacuse God hates Fags and Fluffy was most likely killed because of that.
I was expecting the same thing. Sadly, this isn't very shocking. I may have to join in on this road trip Hank speaks of.
Demontestament
10-05-2006, 01:18 PM
They called off the protest, instead they will be given one hour on a syndicated radio show to spew their beliefs(See: Hate speach) The whole reason they were going to protest was to retaliate against the Governer in Penn. who called them insane. So to help out the Amish and let them have the funeral in peace a radio host is giving up an hour of his show to them so the Amish are not attacked with "The Amish are Fags" protests while they are trying to pay their respects.
ZippyDSMlee
10-05-2006, 01:21 PM
They called off the protest, instead they will be given one hour on a syndicated radio show to spew their beliefs(See: Hate speach) The whole reason they were going to protest was to retaliate against the Governer in Penn. who called them insane. So to help out the Amish and let them have the funeral in peace a radio host is giving up an hour of his show to them so the Amish are not attacked with "The Amish are Fags" protests while they are trying to pay their respects.
its like protesting at soldiers funarel with you kids.......becuse gays are brain washing everyone..it doth not compute...and it dose confirm..you are teh crazy!
Demontestament
10-05-2006, 01:23 PM
its like protesting at soldiers funarel with you kids.......becuse gays are brain washing everyone..it doth not compute...and it dose confirm..you are teh crazy!
And yet if someone were to somehow get into their compund and kill them, they would be charged with murder....where is the justice in that?
ZippyDSMlee
10-05-2006, 01:27 PM
And yet if someone were to somehow get into their compund and kill them, they would be charged with murder....where is the justice in that?
They wouldnt get me I would off myself after makeign sure they "saw" the light..at least their brain matter to see the light...susicde would be honorable after such a noble deed for all humanity.
Demontestament
10-05-2006, 01:29 PM
They would get me I would off myself after makeign sure they "saw" the light..at least their brain matter to see the light...susicde would be honorable after such a noble deed for all humanity.
Meh I would just claim that they kidnapped me and I had to escape. When I tried to break free they all came after me. I mean seriously who is going to believe that someone was able to infiltrate their compound and kill them all?
ZippyDSMlee
10-05-2006, 01:30 PM
*gets out the good book*
Deuteronomy 20:10-14 (approve of rape)
As you approach a town to attack it, first offer its people terms for peace. If they accept your terms and open the gates to you, then all the people inside will serve you in forced labor. But if they refuse to make peace and prepare to fight, you must attack the town. When the LORD your God hands it over to you, kill every man in the town. But you may keep for yourselves all the women, children, livestock, and other plunder. You may enjoy the spoils of your enemies that the LORD your God has given you.
2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB (kill non-believers)
They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
its time to do gods work boys
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I really...really...have to kill that hick voice in my head....
ZippyDSMlee
10-05-2006, 01:32 PM
Meh I would just claim that they kidnapped me and I had to escape. When I tried to break free they all came after me. I mean seriously who is going to believe that someone was able to infiltrate their compound and kill them all?
damn forget the NT
and ME ........and CE.......la la la la la *prances off a cliff*
Demontestament
10-05-2006, 01:34 PM
*gets out the good book*
Deuteronomy 20:10-14 (approve of rape)
As you approach a town to attack it, first offer its people terms for peace. If they accept your terms and open the gates to you, then all the people inside will serve you in forced labor. But if they refuse to make peace and prepare to fight, you must attack the town. When the LORD your God hands it over to you, kill every man in the town. But you may keep for yourselves all the women, children, livestock, and other plunder. You may enjoy the spoils of your enemies that the LORD your God has given you.
You know that sounds alot like what the Vikings did....but wait were they not called savages? Oh wait I forgot it is only ok to do that if you follow god.
Since none of them would accept peace from and outsider all I can say is Lock and Load
ZippyDSMlee
10-05-2006, 01:38 PM
You know that sounds alot like what the Vikings did....but wait were they not called savages? Oh wait I forgot it is only ok to do that if you follow god.
Since none of them would accept peace from and outsider all I can say is Lock and Load
Have you forgotten the tactics of the pilgrims that saved this land from them thar savages?
*blink blink*
nothing like a bunch of drunken white men to coem in rape the land fck up a 1-3 THOUSAND year old people that lived with the environment scrw over the wildlife the land and the people living there and then turn around and say GOD MADE ME DO IT!
sorry...I am just not being happy today...
EDIT:oy vay...I am a natural drunk ><
...now I miss Bayu. This thread would be more interesting with him in it.
"err.. yeah... those parts of the bible.. don't..er.. exist"
Ace_ofspade
10-05-2006, 02:25 PM
...now I miss Bayu. This thread would be more interesting with him in it.
"err.. yeah... those parts of the bible.. don't..er.. exist"
"A wizard did it!"
Demontestament
10-05-2006, 02:58 PM
"A wizard did it!"
OMG Harry Potter is invading the Bible!!! Ban Harry Potter!
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