Washed ashore..? I think.

[DopeyCB]

Hello everyone, I'm Harvey Guillet, incase you care to pronounce my last name just think of the razor company, or just refer to me as Razor (enough people already do).
I'm from Bloomington, Minnesota... or the Frozen Waste which is suprisingly not frozen .. much.
I'm a gamer, programmer, videographer, and mechanic... oh and just recently a plumber.
Spent a 2 year tour with the Army before I learned they weren't going to promote me, so I joined the Navy instead.. better food, especially as a SeaBee.
Um... as a hobby I play WoW and do spriting and sprite comics, just follow the link below and you'll see.... I'm such a geek, I'm still wearing my BCGs from Basic Training.
Oh and I just recently turned 23... by recently I mean 12 days ago.
well this boring prose is me in a nutshell, since all my writting effort is going into my book.

[steelcobra]

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/supcat.jpg

Finally got one of you Bums to show up....

I mean, welcome Zeke. Enjoy the sporks.

[Thefremen]

Welcome to GP! Here's what you can expect: at first you'll start postin in the JT thread, then you'll get into one little fight and your mom will get scared saying you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in bel-air. You whistle for a cab and when it comes near the license plate says fresh and there's dice on the mirror. If anything you could say this cab was rare but you think "nah forget it yo holmes to bel-air". You get to the crib about 7 or 8 you say to the cabbie yo holmes smell you later. Yoy look at your kingdom and you're finally there to sit on your thrown as the prince of bel-air.


Done from memory. Welcome!

[Grahamr]

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Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

[KN]

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Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

My copypasta..... MY COPYPASTA!